Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.
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🍸💬 "Me: I'm an introvert. Vodka: No, you're not. Vodka definitely knows how to bring out the extrovert in us all! Who knew a little spirit could be so persuasive? 😂🥂 #LiquidConfidence"

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