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Me: This show is really boring. 📺 Boss: Again, this is a zoom conference. 💻 Looks like even virtual meetings can't escape the drama of being less than thrilling! 😂

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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