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In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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Time needs a speed limit.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.

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My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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