Commentary:
Who's paying attention to angles when we're all busy judging the crush's wall art choices? 🎨😂💻
18 Funny Zoom quotes
Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.
Commentary:
Saying goodnight to my work apps like the world's most digital bedtime story. 💻🌙😴
When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.
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That's the moment when "I do" meets mockumentary magic! 🎥💍👀
“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.
Commentary:
I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏
Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.
Commentary:
Finally, a use for deep fake technology that saves us from the 'Can you hear me now?' struggle! 🤔🤖💼
When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.
Commentary:
That's one way to keep the meeting "snot" too boring! 😂💻👃
I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.
Commentary:
"When your jokes are so remote, they require a Wi-Fi booster! 🤣📶 #NotEvenRemotelyWitty"
Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.
If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.
Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.
Commentary:
"Looks like your Zoom calls are turning into an impromptu concert experience! 🎤🎶 Who knew your voice was so captivating that it's drawing in a virtual audience? Maybe you should consider taking your show on the road…or at least to a soundproof room! 🤣🎵 #SerenadingColleagues"