Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When even Mother Earth wants to shake things up during your downtime! πππ Related funny posts π Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!” Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends? I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend. I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days. The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.