Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Mondays are like ninjas trained in mental judo π€Ίπ§ π₯ Related funny posts π Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop? It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice. Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95. I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.