Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare 😅🥋📅 Related funny posts 🤝 I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping. I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts. Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook? My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.