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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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When I tell you β€œI’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

Just shared via Instagram:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Not going is the new leaving early.

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said β€œThat would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

Making waves on Threads:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Reported on Facebook:

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡« has copied:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

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Live now on WhatsApp:

β€œYou smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

Shared recently on Facebook:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Making waves on Slack:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Breaking via Slack:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Trending via Facebook:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Making waves on X:

Cicadas are all like, β€œY’all mind if I scream?”

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