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Trying to avoid eye contact with my own reflection during those dark introspection moments 😂📺🖤
35 Funny black quotes
It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.
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Switching from summer goth to autumn goth like a true seasonal fashionista! 🖤🍂👗
Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.
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Sounds like you're the family's limited edition collectible: rare, valuable, and a little bit mischievous! 🐑⭐️😎
Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.
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Looks like even the mold thinks I’m a fungi! 🍄😂
Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?
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Guess the calendar didn't get the memo! 🗓️🤔 #TimeTravelSales
I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.
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When the only thing that drops lower than Black Friday prices is my self-control 😂🛒🛍️
Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!
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Love those winter time blackouts! Where else can you binge-watch guilt-free and feel like a time traveler? 🍿🕰️🌌
Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.
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When I said I wanted "bigger portions" for the holidays, I didn't mean the screen size! 🍗📺🤣
People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.
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Guess I'll be fabulously misunderstood in head-to-toe black 😎🖤✨
I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.
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When your art skills are top tier, but only on your clothes! 🎨👕😂