Trendy Funny Quotes

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  • Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!
  • I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.
  • The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”
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