Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it sure can grab my attention! ๐ธ๐ Show me the Benjamin's, and we'll definitely be on good terms! ๐ฐ๐" Related funny posts ๐ Why can’t I cry money instead of tears? I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money canโt buy happiness. Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness. I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash. They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.