Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it sure can grab my attention! πΈπ Show me the Benjamin's, and we'll definitely be on good terms! π°π" Related Funny Posts π€ Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good. I donβt understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. Iβm giving more than I take. Iβm generous. If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van. She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.