Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMoney doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous. How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself. If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.