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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Commentary:
"Looks like most men have to wait until the very end to enjoy some blooms! 🌼💀 Guess they really nailed their funeral attire with a floral display in the end!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged flowers, funeral, gifts, humor, irony, life, men on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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