I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Commentary:
Seems like the advertisers believe in the saying, “straight to the point!” 😂 Chin up, you’re not alone in receiving personalized ads that hit a little too close to home. Maybe it’s time to show those ads who’s boss and indulge in a giant slice of pizza instead! 🍕 #ChinFatStruggles

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