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Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.