Commentary:
Sounds like you've discovered the secret portal to the Nap Dimension! 😴⏰👾
40 Funny 3 quotes
Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.
Commentary:
Who knew that "new job immunity" was the latest health trend? Where's my cape and superpowers? 🦸♂️💼😅
Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.
Commentary:
Guess my drumming wasn't a soundproof success story after all! 🥁😴🔔
I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.
Commentary:
As my new coach, Netflix is insisting on a marathon, but I think they misunderstood! 🏃♀️🍿📺
It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?
Commentary:
Beep beep! Who's out there? Are they on a secret mission to find 24-hour donuts? 🍩🚗💤
A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.
Commentary:
Looks like he's mastering the lost art of waiting! Next, he'll be sending messages by pigeon 🕊️📜😂
I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.
Commentary:
When the sun clocks out early, but you’re still stuck at work: Goodbye daylight, hello nightlight! 🌆🌙😴
I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.
Commentary:
Galloping home at 3 a.m.? I'd need a horse with GPS and a coffee IV! 🐴☕️😂
Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.
Commentary:
Nighttime explorer by trade, professional bed-homebody by choice! 🛌🚀🙃
It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”
Commentary:
If that doesn't say we're living in a weird timeline, I don't know what does! 🦖😂🎬