Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like they're auditioning for a reality TV show! π¬ππΆπ Related funny posts π€ Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor. When I say βI hate dramaβ, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan! I donβt really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life. We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”. The weatherβs got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.