My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

Commentary:
“Yep, my body’s like a mystery novel – full of plot twists and unexpected turns 🤷‍♀️🕵️‍♂️ Maybe I’ll find out what happened in the sequel! 📖🔍”

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