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"Who needs to lift weights when you can exercise your fingers by selecting snacks from the vending machine instead? 💪🍫 #GymGoals #SnackAttack"

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69 shares on Slack this month:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

63 shares on Discord this month:

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

84 shares on Threads this month:

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

100 shares on Telegram this month:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

95 shares on Slack this month:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

47 shares on Discord this month:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

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By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Just landed via X:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Trending via Snapchat:

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

Live now on YouTube:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Just shared via Instagram:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

Spotted on Telegram:

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Making waves on TikTok:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Seen just now on Slack:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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