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Nephew-level savage: 100, Ego: 0. Guess next time I’ll start with just opening the door! 🏋️♂️🚪🤣
43 Funny gym quotes
The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.
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Definitely a multi-level workout program 😂🏋️♀️🛑
Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.
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Sounds like you're on the cutting edge of creating new muscle groups! 💪🤔🌀
I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.
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Skipping gym and rent—a multitasking genius! 🏋️♂️🔒😄
Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.
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Two days in a row? I'm basically a fitness influencer now! 😅💪 #GymLife
Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.
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Looks like gym equipment is finally getting a break while the drug bottles are breaking a sweat! 🏋️♂️💊😆
Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.
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Sounds like you're getting a cardio workout dodging all the social interactions! 🏋️♂️😂🤸♀️
If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.
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Leg day just became my favorite day of the week! 💪👀😂
It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.
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When leg day turns into a smooth operator session 😆🪒🥳
They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.
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Thinking about the gym so hard, I almost broke a mental sweat! 🧠💪😂