My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally, some peace and quiet! ๐๐ด #SilentVictory Related funny posts ๐ค I used to be a person who couldnโt easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated. If you like constant interruptions when youโre trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you. In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace. My family asked me what I wanted for Motherโs Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks. Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.