My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!” Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the eternal struggle between the heart and the jeans! 🍫🍷 vs. 🥗 Who will win this epic battle of cravings and calories? Maybe just wear stretchy pants and call it a day! 😅 #FoodieProblems" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad? When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!” Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no. At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.
