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54 Funny wine quotes

Funny wine quotes add a humorous twist to your favorite glass of vino! 🍷😂 From witty remarks about wine o’clock to playful observations on the joys of sipping, these quotes capture the lighter side of enjoying a good drink. Cheers to a laugh and a fine bottle! 😄🍇

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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