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Trying to understand whether it's wine etiquette or an optical illusion 🍷🤔🏆
54 Funny wine quotes
Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye.
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Holy cow, maybe we should start celebrating udder miracles! 🐄🥛🍷
Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?
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Wine: the only currency my mouth accepts 🍷💸😄
If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.
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Sounds like a truth serum with a grape-y twist! 🍷😄
Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.
What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?
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When life hands you sweaty kids, pour yourself a glass and call it ‘Parenting Pinot’ 🍷😅
No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.
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When grapes become grape-ful, everything falls into place 🍇🍷✌️
Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.
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When you want to eat healthy but also party like a rockstar 🥗🍷🎉
Which wine pairs best with WWIII?
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Red or white, as long as it's not radioactive! 🍷😅
I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.
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Feeling ripe today, but give me a week and I'll be guac! 🥑🍷😅