My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you’re looking for a unicorn that moonlights as a stand-up comedian 🦄🎤 Related funny posts 🤝 I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha. I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen. I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me. My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere. Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.