I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When sleep is a marathon and I just won the gold medal π π΄π Related funny posts π€ I had a marvelous time ruining everything. “Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd. Itβs the weekend, so naturally, Iβm going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted. Iβm really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight. I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.