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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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Never trust a wet fart.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.