My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like your immune system is all about spreading love, not germs! 💕🥊 Who knew it had such a romantic side? 😄 #ImmuneSystemGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker. I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning. Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.
