Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.
  • She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.
  • I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.
  • “You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.
  • Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?
  • Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.