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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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"Saving myself for marriage… or just saving you from discovering my true level of annoyance 🤷‍♀️💍 Beware, the surprise awaits! 😂 #KeepingItReal"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, annoying, commitment, date, expectations, humor, i, know, late, marriage, mean, myself, relationship, saving, say, too, truth on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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