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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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"Speed talking: because who needs survival instincts when you have wit? πŸ˜‚πŸ‘„πŸ’¨"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged faster, humor, instinct, mouth, moves, sarcasm, self-deprecating, survival, survival instinct on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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