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Why is it that ducklings can master swimming on their first day, while I'm still trying to figure out my washing machine? 🐥🌀
Funny instinct quotes
Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.
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When your research sources are vibes, dreams, and a magic 8 ball 🎱✨🔮
Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.
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Meanwhile, I'm still wondering if I should have breakfast for dinner 🥞🤔 #FiguringLifeOut
My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.
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"Speed talking: because who needs survival instincts when you have wit? 😂👄💨"
When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.
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"Ah, the classic 'fitting in at all costs' vibe. Some say 'fight or flight,' but this person goes with 'bite or jest.' 🧛♂️😄 Keep calm and stay true to yourself, even if it means dodging a playful nibble!"
Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.
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Maybe I should start a support group: People with Uncontrollable Monkey Instincts 🐒🛏️🙈
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
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Animal whisperer by day, expert people avoider by night! 😂🙈👋🐶