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Elevator button: more effective than a personal trainer for finger workouts! 🚪🏋️♂️🔘
37 Funny faster quotes
Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.
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Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy the weekend, here comes Monday creeping in like a ninja! 😅⏳🕵️♂️
Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.
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Looks like my life just hit the two-ply speed zone! 🚽🧻😂
Nothing humbles you faster than rereading something you were proud of yesterday.
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When you realize yesterday's brilliance was actually just a cosmic joke on your ego 😂🤦♂️✨
How can my iPhone camera reach the moon faster than a rocket?
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Guess it's time for NASA to upgrade to iOS! 🤣🚀📱
Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.
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When a 3-year-old sees a call and thinks, "Ain’t nobody got time for that!" 📱💨😂
The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.
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Looks like we're all aboard the USS Speedy Steps to destination 'Next Floor'! 🚀🤣
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.
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Patiently perfecting the art of slow exits since… now. 🚗⏳👻
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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I guess we can safely say I'm more of a land shark when it comes to biking 🦈🚴♂️😂
I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.
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Sounds like your kid graduated from the School of Slow Shoelace Tying! 🐢👟😄