Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.
  • Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.
  • All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.
  • When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.
  • If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.
  • Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?