My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t… Commentary:"Looks like your neighbor is living in a time warp where Rolexes disappear into thin air! ⌚🌀 Maybe talking about it too much attracted a time thief… 👀 #RolexMystery" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times. I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself. When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist. His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.