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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t…

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t…

Commentary:
"Looks like your neighbor is living in a time warp where Rolexes disappear into thin air! ⌚🌀 Maybe talking about it too much attracted a time thief… 👀 #RolexMystery"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged believe, humor, i, neighbor, Rolex, someone, stole, stop, talking, tomorrow on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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