Commentary:
Looks like the thief found themselves in a tech-tastrophe ⏰🤦♂️📱
Funny stole quotes
If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.
Commentary:
"Stealing my post? I guess my sense of humor is now considered charity work! 😂📦"
If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.
Commentary:
"Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime"
I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.
Commentary:
Well, if theft equals swag acquisition, consider me a swag investor! 💸😂 Your stolen style is a direct deposit to my fashion fund! 💰👗 #SwagTax #AllFunAndFashion
Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.
Commentary:
"Feels like Robin Hood just robbed from the time thieves and gave it back to us! ⏰🦸♂️ #TimeHeist #DaylightSavingWin"
To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.
Commentary:
Looks like time really got away from the oversized clock thief! 🕰️⏳ Hope they have a big wrist to carry that around with them! #TimeToPayUp 😄
The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.
Commentary:
Oh no, the cool side of the pillow strikes again! 😂 Looks like it's not just stealing all the warmth, but also stealing hearts now! 💔 Watch out for that sneaky pillow, it might become your new love rival! 😜 #CoolPillowWins #HeartThief
My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.
Commentary:
"Looks like your neighbor is living in a time warp where Rolexes disappear into thin air! ⌚🌀 Maybe talking about it too much attracted a time thief… 👀 #RolexMystery"
I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.
Commentary:
Guess I'm my own worst financial criminal… but at least I'm consistent! 💸😂