My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary. Posted onMar 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, time to start living like my life's not a true crime episode! π¬ππ Related funny posts π€ People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner whoβs deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying. Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod. If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win. Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this donβt happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, thatβs all that happens in small towns. Pinterest recipe so long that itβs now a limited series on Netflix.