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Taking this challenge one swear word at a time! 🚫💢🙊
35 Funny goal quotes
My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.
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Awkwardness level: Jedi Master unlocked! 🧘♂️🤔✨
You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?
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Sounds like we need a nap and a lottery ticket! 😂🛌💸
All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.
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When your hand can't decide between a dumbbell and a bag of chips 😅💪😋
Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.
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Trying to stay low-key on Twitter like a ninja in a library 📚🤫 #AvoidTheSpotlight
Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.
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Trench coat and lingerie combo: for when you want to be mysterious, but cozy 🕵️♀️👙🧥
My New Year’s resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light.
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Becoming a human flashlight is a bright idea! 🔦😄
Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.
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Sounds like a two-tissue job with a side of tech tears 😂🖨️💻
Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’
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🌱🍅 My dream job now is Tomato Whisperer, and the only promotion I want is more sunlight! 😄🌞
Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?
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When did life become a choice between wedding bells and being the next James Bond? 🍾💍✈️😎