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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.