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Well, that explains why men sometimes seem so lost in conversations with women! 🤔👂🚫 Looks like there's a whole world of female frequencies they're missing out on! 🎶💁‍♀️ #LostInTranslation

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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