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Sounds about right! Can’t forget the dramatic music and overly enthusiastic narrating! 🎬😂📚
18 Funny theory quotes
My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.
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Everything is fine and dandy, or is it just what “they” want us to believe? 🤔🌈✨
I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.
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Navigating Bluesky feels like grinding in a JRPG without encountering any slimes 🐉🎮😅
“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.
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Capitalism: Coming soon to a wallet near you! 🎟️💸😅
My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.
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Sounds like we need the FBI (Federal Bureau of Improvement) on this case! 🔍😂✨
Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?
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"Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"
Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.
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Whoa, looks like we're taking the scenic route to the center of the conspiracy! 🌍✨ Hollow earth: the ultimate underground hangout spot—where the real party's happening beneath our feet. Maybe next, they'll claim the moon is just a fancy flashlight gone rogue! 🚀🌕 Keep your tinfoil hats ready; the earth's just too mainstream! 😂🛸
No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.
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"Looks like someone's got a saucy theory simmering! 🌭🔥 Maybe they're just trying to spice up the fire department's snack game? 🤔🤣 Who knows, maybe green hydrants are full of relish! 😂"
Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.
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"Let's skip the amateur hour and dive straight into the MENSA-level conspiracy game, shall we? 🧠🕵️♂️ Who needs Area 51 when you can have Area 404 – where all the truly ingenious theories go to hide 😏🛸 #ConspiracyTheoryConnoisseur"
A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.
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"Finally, find your perfect match and conspira-'see' together on a whole new level! 👁️🔍 Who knew uncovering the truth could be so romantic? Swipe right for chemtrails, left for lizard people! 🦎💕 #TrueLoveOrIlluminati"