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Witty text about lacking patience, featuring a humorous comparison to a ripe avocado.

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Commentary:
That explains why I never seem to be ready for anything! 🥑⏳

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged analogy, avocado, food, fruit, humor, i, impatience, patience, ripe on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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