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Trying to figure this out… Does switching to "trisexual" require a calendar app? 📅😂
Funny frequency quotes
How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.
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Guess I better start live-streaming my bathroom breaks to keep up! 🚽😂📱
My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.
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Well, that explains why men sometimes seem so lost in conversations with women! 🤔👂🚫 Looks like there's a whole world of female frequencies they're missing out on! 🎶💁♀️ #LostInTranslation
Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.
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Ah, the classic journey of aging gracefully – from dismissing every ache and pain as "probably nothing" to realizing it's actually something after all! 🙈👴🔍 Just remember, getting older doesn't mean we have to lose our sense of humor… or our ability to accurately diagnose our own symptoms! 😂👵💬