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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.
When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”
My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.
If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.
Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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4 weeks ago
Share →: He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Commentary:
"Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"
5 months ago
Share →: If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Commentary:
Oh, you'd be amazed at the epic showdown happening in there! 🗣️💬 One voice is like a sassy diva, and the other is a sarcastic comedian. 💁‍♀️🤣 So, when someone accuses you of being rude, just say, "You have no idea what's happening backstage!" 🎭😜 #InnerMonologueDrama
5 months ago
Share →: When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle of the chocolate lover 😂🍫 It's like there's a delicious conspiracy going on inside your head! One voice is all about indulgence, while the other is the rule-following, guilt-inducing one. But hey, who can resist the sweet siren call of chocolate, right? Dive in, and let the chocolatey adventure begin! 🎉 #ChocolateDrama #SweetToothStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Commentary:
Well, that explains why men sometimes seem so lost in conversations with women! 🤔👂🚫 Looks like there's a whole world of female frequencies they're missing out on! 🎶💁‍♀️ #LostInTranslation
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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"Oh the eternal battle between the voices in the head and the hungry growls of the stomach! 🤯🍔 Who will emerge victorious? Place your bets now! 🎙️🥊 #FoodForThought"
5 months ago
Share →: I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Commentary:
Sounds like your psychiatrist might be the one needing a psychiatrist! 🤪👩‍⚕️ It's always good to keep a sense of humor, even when dealing with imaginary experts. 😉
5 months ago
Share →: I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Commentary:
"Who knew my thoughts were such chatterboxes? 🗣️🎙️ Now I've got a mind full of influencers! 🤯 #PodcastMania"