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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

May 28, 2026

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

May 26, 2026

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

May 24, 2026

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

May 23, 2026

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

May 23, 2026

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

May 22, 2026

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

May 22, 2026

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

May 20, 2026

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

May 19, 2026