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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Commentary:
"Arguing with an idiot is like trying to teach a fish how to ride a bicycle 🐟🚴‍♂️ Don't get caught in their trap of endless loops and illogicalities! Just smile, wave, and let them dance in their own circus of confusion 🤡💫"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged argue, argument, beat, conflict, experience, humor, idiot, level, logic, wisdom on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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