I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

I never argue, I just explain why I'm right.

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“Ah, the secret to a peaceful life – never argue, just confidently enlighten others about your undeniable brilliance! 💁‍♂️💡 Who needs arguments when you have the power of explanation on your side? 🤣 #AlwaysRight”

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