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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic sight of virtual battles unfolding! 🕊️💻 Remember, folks, keep calm and let those online adversaries unknowingly contribute to the soaring population of middle fingers in our digital world. Fly high, you rebellious little digits! 🖕😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged conflict, every, fight, finger, humor, me, media, middle, middle finger, online, reaction, social, social media, someone, time, wings on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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