Never trust a wet fart. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Remember, folks: Never trust a wet fart π¨π ββοΈ Just like lukewarm coffee and week-old pizza, some things are best left untested π #LessonLearned" Related funny posts π So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response. Don’t scare me, I fart easily. According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’. The date didnβt go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards. Icarus loved hot wings.