Never trust a wet fart. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Remember, folks: Never trust a wet fart 💨🙅♂️ Just like lukewarm coffee and week-old pizza, some things are best left untested 😂 #LessonLearned" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response. I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch. Don’t scare me, I fart easily. You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds. Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.
