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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.