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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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91 shares on Telegram this month:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

88 shares on Discord this month:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

Just landed via TikTok:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Making waves on Slack:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Just landed via Slack:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Spotted on Instagram:

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Spotted on X:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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