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Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cape when you can just fluctuate in weight like a superhero? 💪🍔🏋️‍♂️ Embracing the ultimate power of the scale, one pound at a time! 💥🦸‍♂️ #WeightLossGoals #WeightGainChamp"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged fitness, gaining, humor, irony, losing, self-deprecation, superpower, weight on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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