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No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my…

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my…

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Ending the search for Mr. Right because he's already parked in the friend zone! 😂🔍❤️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged babe, humor, joke, just, love, partner, relationship, soulmate, worry on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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