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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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30 shares on WeChat this month:

Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

87 shares on X this month:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

54 shares on Telegram this month:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Trending via WeChat:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Making waves on Threads:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

Shared recently on WeChat:

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Live now on Slack:

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

Going viral on TikTok:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Breaking via Threads:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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