Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.
  • Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.
  • I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!
  • Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.
  • I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
  • Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.