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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.