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Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

53 shares on Threads this month:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

50 shares on Discord this month:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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Going bananas on Slack:

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

Making waves on Messenger:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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