Not to brag, but what a time to be childless. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to keep my plants alive is challenging enough! ๐ฟ๐ #ChildlessGoals Related funny posts ๐ค Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants. Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive. It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green. A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have. All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.