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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ύ has downloaded:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Reported on Discord:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

Going viral on Telegram:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Making waves on Slack:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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Trending via Slack:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Broadcasted on Discord:

β€˜I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Trending via Pinterest:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Reported on Pinterest:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Breaking via Slack:

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

Going viral on Messenger:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Breaking via Instagram:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Seen just now on Slack:

You can add β€œcha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Going viral on Threads:

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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