Nothing ruins an introvertβs day like a 4 p.m. appointment. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your social battery crashes harder than your phone on 1% at 3:59 p.m. π€―ππ Related funny posts π€ I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well. The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low. Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly! My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do. I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.