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Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy the weekend, here comes Monday creeping in like a ninja! 😅⏳🕵️♂️
33 Funny ruin quotes
Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.
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Count me in! Who needs sleep when we can have romantic eye bags together? 😴❤️🥰
If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.
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Sounds like she’s on a mission to find Mr. Right… or maybe Mr. Wrong-For-All-The-Right-Reasons! 😜📚🎨
What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?
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Starting your mornings with a triple espresso and existential dread! ☕😅📉
The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.
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When you're looking for a soulmate and trying to dodge a sanity grenade 😂🔍💘🚫💥
Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.
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When your social battery crashes harder than your phone on 1% at 3:59 p.m. 🤯🔋📅
Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.
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Back from a social media cleanse and ready to spice up the chaos 🌪️😜✨
Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.
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Who needs extra layers when you've got the breeze as your personal AC? 🌬️😄🍑
Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.
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That's why my only drug is caffeine… unfortunately, my test results say 'over-caffeinated' 🙃☕
Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.
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"Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"