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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.