Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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"Watch out world, we got a bookworm on the loose! šŸ“ššŸ› Who knew a tiny piece of plastic could instigate such a powerful transformation? Don't mess with someone who's armed with knowledge and overdue fines! šŸ˜„šŸ“– #LibraryCardRevolution"

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